Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now
that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but
if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says , "Just some friends from work, you
don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she
has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my Harley Davidson,Ole Blue, next to the garage and then hide
behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes
home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that
the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil. Is this
something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Joe Harrilla, Trafford, Pa.

just like a man.

LMAO u no thats right..lmao... he did the right thing he said FU_CK
her..lmao and started worring about the real deal...ROTFLMAO

OH man that's too funny

Hummmmmmmm OHhhhhhh he should have called the Harley shop proto!

that was cute and just like a man.LOL

HEY YALL IAM BACK IF ANYONE WANTS TO CHAT

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