Men strike back!



How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It
should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary
things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and
rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

those are really cute.

Good ones! :)

I like those

realy funny

ROFLMAO. Too funny.

, LOL!!!!!You are too funny Catch

LMAO that was good but SOOOOOOO wrong!

you forgot one catchme...


what's the best part of a woman?

the man at the end ....lolol

REALY FUNNY!!!!

i thought you would like that morena...lol

Those are awsome,

One that wasn't on there,

Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares, who gave her the shoes, and how'd she get out of the kitchen.

Yea right slow, what does a woman want in a man?

Great Sex, Caring, Good Job, Generous & Good looking,
now hope none of them meet!!!

G bear, her aahh!! service man of course!!!!

kind of lame

PPPffttttt!! I'm sorry!! fp you want me to write it slower so you can
understand?

Sweetie, if you cant say something nice dont say it at all..

catchme,

I wanted you to know when I read this my 11 year old daughter was with
me. She was reading it outloud and could not stop laughing. I found
several of the comments and inuendos (probably spelled wrong) funny
myself. While neither of us are predjudice against either sex this was
humorous. It is nice to find a ladie on here open minded enough to know
their are two or more views to every subject or topic.

I am guessing that anyone who might have ill feelings for it or not find
it humorous may not have understood it. Maybe the words were above their
vocabulary content or something. Who knows.

I was always brought up to know if I don't have anything nice to say not
to say anything at all. I am not always good at living by it but I try.
I guess others on this site site think differently or live by other
guidelines.

Good advice catch, right back at cha

Finally, a woman that understand's Men.