1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2.In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage.

3.If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

4.Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

5.Speak only in a "robot" voice.

6.Sniffle incessantly.

7.Name your dog "Dog."

8.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

9.Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

10.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

11. Practice making fax and modem noises.

12.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

13.Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

14.Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

15.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

16.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

17.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

18.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

19.Honk and wave to strangers.

20.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

21.Pay for your dinner with pennies.

22.Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

23.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

24.Light road flares on a birthday cake.

25.At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

26.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

27. Ask people what gender they are.

28.Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

29.Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

30.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

31.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

32.Sing along at the opera.

33.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

34 Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

35. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

16.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



I do that!!!

You maded me laugh out loud! Thanks.

sounds likw somwthing my deceased husband would do.

Awesome list.

36 talk about your ex all the time

haha! i like that mmmike.

get in a crowded elevator and say sorry i got gas

You guys crack me up.

LMAO @ Ike4175.... Set alarms for random times, or Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

I love all of you, your wonderful...I have had like the worst day of all time and you guys just made my day....your all awesome....lol

Awww Thank you Rosie8986