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Edited by
yashafox_F4X1
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Fri 03/28/08 07:59 PM
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Me always make self at home.
Opens creaky front door and utters a long, drawn out creepy "Good eeeeeeevening." Thunder crashes in distance. And what's with that bat, bubba? Aha, chasing Racoons, again, I see. Try calling 911 and getting the animal control in it. And watch out for that civet cat in the garage, there. |
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Protection from wild animals!
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*looks funny in pink pj's & fuzzy slippers with bat
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Me like the hat.
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers, I say. |
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*looks funny in pink pj's & fuzzy slippers with bat 
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I said "open door policy", but not for critters!
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Did you hear about the bears having a picnic out back?
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I said "open door policy", but not for critters! Hmmmm....I've been called Moose & Bear..... |
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Now we got bears! Locks all the windows & hides under blanket!
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All I gotta do is be able to run faster than you do.
And Mrs. V, it's wonderful to see you tonight, babe. You're looking wonderful, as usual! |
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The locked doors may help, but if those bears make it in, that blanket want do diddly.
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*realizes it may be the smell of the pizza critters are looking for
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*realizes it may be the smell of the pizza critters are looking for Yeah, and the Anchioves. |
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I can't sleep on the roof!
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Feel any safer??
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*coyly grins @ yasha from under the blanket
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Yea, unless I get up in the middle of the night to go pee & you shoot me!
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Yea, unless I get up in the middle of the night to go pee & you shoot me! I've never shot anybody, well at least not by mistake.
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I'll hold it til morning!
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I'll hold it til morning! Ye of such little faith.... 
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