*"Cheeseburger in Paradise" playing & noise of blender can be heard in the background

*comes into den with pitcher of margaritas, bag of chips & jar of salsa, sets'em down on the coffee table.

*Has been working on his car since devoring his steak*

Crank up the music, maybe you'll get more guests and we can get a bit of a laid back party going on!

You wouldn't happen to have any LAVA hand cleanser, would you? I've got grease and oil all over my hands.

Good news is: I have the Matrix running like a champ again and can get out of your hair anytime you say you're tired of my company.

*sniffs pitts*

I really need a shower tho', is it okay if I go take one?

One other thing, I noticed that when the sun is out, it's nice outside but as soon as the sun sets, it gets really cold, really fast. How high up in the mountains are we, anyways?

No wonder your fireplace is so large, you need it!

Hand cleaner is under the sink in the kitchen. Fresh towels already in the bathroom. Don't make me come in there after you this time. *nails a "Ric's room" sign on the spare bedroom door.

I won't be but 15 minutes this time, I promise.
The "other realm" issues have all been taken care of for tonight.

You wouldn't happen to have a fresh shirt, would you? This one's kinda been sweated thru...

Wanta order~in some chinese food? I think SASS left the phone book in the a drawer in kitchen?

Your wet clothes from last night are washed & folded on your bed.

Oh, Thanks to whoever washed my clothes. To be quite honest, flannel shirts aren't really my style.

Chinese sounds great! Can we get some Hot and Sour soup for starters? What else should we get?

Lady of the house washed your clothes & you're welcome!

asian spare ribs, shrimp fried rice, egg rolls, mixed veggies

Don't forget the fortune cookies! That's the best part!

*jumps up & down like a happy child))) OOO, can we have noodles! I LOVE NOODLES!

Yeah, baby! I love noodles, too!
But can you order me some pork fried rice? I'm allergic to shellfish, shrimp included.

Margaritas ready yet?

I would love a trip to Margaritaville...

It's definitely 5 o'clock somewhere.

When you open your Fortune Cookies, do you play the "In Bed" game?

Wyatt! Hey Bro'! Where'd you go? I had to make my own steak earlier. (No big deal) Were you helping the tow truck guy clean up the fallen tree branch?

Ric, you know pork is'nt good for your blood pressure! lol! *shakes her finger at him

What am I thinking? Margaritas don't go with chinese food!

Just takin' care of things in the real world...

My son and I sat down and watched a DVD I got about two weeks ago.

((Click)) turn on her new plasma flat screen tv.

Chinese food isn't good for my blood pressure, full stop. But it's Saturday night and we're at your place. I'll change it to chicken fried rice if you insist, but I prefer the taste of the Chinese BBQ pork that they use in the fried rice...

Did you ask Wyatt what he wants? Or are you just going to increase the size of the order?

How about some Rice Wine? Any white wine will do, tho'...