most women..

make good friends

would hang me by my b*lls if I answered this truly

Would love me

love mad libs.

aren't anything like me.

copy cat

Most women.....think they are fat!

Are warm hearted creature's.

like me for my sense of humor.

...are horrible with directions, distance, maps, and navigation, yet are incredibly sexy when they drive fast.

wont take any crap from anyone

are phenomenal...

Phenomenal Woman


Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Maya Angelou

are beautiful.

dont get enough sleep at night

most women....

are evil

beautiful and evil ?


Let the fun begin

(that is a verry dangerous topic).

have motherly instinct

most women...can do 3 different things at the same time.

Most women...
...are female, but now a days it's hard to tell!