Santa was walking down the street when he bumped into his old friend Banta.
Banta, "Hii, long time no see, what have you been upto ?"
Santa, "Nothing much got married 4 months ago"
Banta, "Really! how is it?"
Santa, "Okay I guess..she cooks, cleans, and sleeps next to me"
Banta knowing Santa as being a bit daft asks, "Sleeps next to you only nothing done?"
Santa, "Nothing like what ?"
Banta thinks for a bit and says invite me to your place today and I`ll show you and Santa agrees.
After they had a meal Banta suggests to Santa to go hide in the bedroom cupboard and peep through the keyhole.
Santa goes into the cupboard and Banta goes for Santa`s wife, Jeeto,
since she has waited for so long it took Banta no time to get her into bed. After they`d finished screwing each other`s brain`s out Jeeto went to wash-up and Santa came out.
Banta asked, "Did you see what I did. That`s what YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO DO!"
Santa Shakes his head to say he understood and Banta leaves. A few weeks later again Banta Bumps into Santa.
Banta, "So, how`s it going? Are you doing what I showed you to do"
Santa, "YEAH!! now EVERYDAY I bring someone in and hide in to cupboard!!!!"