Banta was sitting at a bar, having beer and staring at the attractive young lady a few chairs away. Finally he got the nerve to walk over to her, sit down, and offer to buy her a drink. She accepted, but seemed uninterested in his company. Try as he might to be clever, he couldn't get a conversation going. Finally, in frustration, the young woman turned to him. "I know you're a nice guy, and I don't want to offend you, but I'm a lesbian" she said.
Undazed by the remark, Banta asked: "What's that?"
"You see that girl at the end of bar?" she asked. "I'd like to walk down there, rip her clothes off, and bury my head in her muff!"
When she turned back around to face Banta, he looked very confused. "What's wrong?" she asked.
He responded: "I think I'm a lesbian too!"