Say something random! Ok I'm going to bed now...

ok I've been sick for the past four days... and no one in that time could think of anything random? Ok, I'll see about working my magic.

Get this: There was once a Heretic farmer who lived on the outskirts of Muradia. He says "Three cents for an unconvinced murderer, and I'll see what I can do. If I had a phallic, I'd show you spock the bear in the underside of my left food and only comes out when it senses my significant other... My dreams can't be fulfilled and as untitled it may be, it sure is unconstitutional. And it as maniacal as the gray wanderer once said "The white upon the white folds in," if you know what I mean."

So a Klondike bar walks into a bar... And says "I require you to seek a net that can hold wind, an axe that can permanently slice water, and some other object... she lives in Springfield Illinois."