Topic: You rude Americans!
uk1971's photo
Tue 03/25/08 03:08 PM
There was an American on a business trip in England.
He boarded on a train, and was unable to find a seat. The man walked up and down the different cars until he discovered that an old lady's tiny dog was taking up a whole seat.
So he said to the lady,
"Excuse me, do you think you could move your dog? I can't find a seat."
Now this wasn't a nice lady, so she replied,
"You rude American! My little poodles needs somewhere to be!"
So the man walked up and down the cars again, looking for somewhere to sit. He came back to the lady and the dog.
"Look lady, I need somewhere to sit. Can you please put your dog on your lap?"
Of course, the woman's reply was about the same as the first one,
"You again?! Go away you rude man, don't bother my poodle!"
So for the last time the man searched for a seat as the train started. He came back to the woman angrily,
"Move your mutt lady!"
The woman went into a fit of frustration, scolding the man like a child.
Finally he'd had enough and grabbed the dog and threw it out the window. The woman sat in disbelief until the man accross the isle said,
"You damn Americans. You do everything wrong!
You drive on the wrong side of the road,
You eat with the fork in the wrong hand, and NOW YOU THROW THE WRONG B!TCH OUT THE WINDOW!"

bigsmile glasses

ladyblack67's photo
Tue 03/25/08 03:10 PM
haha, screw americans (JK)

Urg04es's photo
Tue 03/25/08 03:10 PM
laugh noway laugh

msdestinbooty's photo
Tue 03/25/08 03:11 PM
LOL that was great!!laugh

QwicherBytchin's photo
Tue 03/25/08 03:12 PM
we eat with our fork in the wrong hand?






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BobbyJ's photo
Tue 03/25/08 03:20 PM

we eat with our fork in the wrong hand?

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No we don't. We Americans hold our forks in the "right" hand! laugh

LuckyMe81's photo
Tue 03/25/08 03:20 PM

we eat with our fork in the wrong hand?






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thats what I was thinking. I thought it depended on me what hand you used..lmao

agate763's photo
Tue 03/25/08 07:14 PM
laugh laugh laugh drinker

toastedoranges's photo
Tue 03/25/08 07:16 PM
Edited by toastedoranges on Tue 03/25/08 07:17 PM
thats what I was thinking. I thought it depended on me what hand you used..lmao


no, it's proper to cut your food with fork in left and knife in right then switch to fork being in right before putting the food in your mouth. europeans tend to cut and then just stick it in their mouth