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Topic: hot mess?
hikerchick's photo
Mon 03/24/08 09:43 PM
Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah

elsathebloody's photo
Mon 03/24/08 09:43 PM

so constantly ive been told im "not very lady like" just because i swear and flip people off and listen to "angry music" and i burp loud and play video games and i prefer horror/action movies over chick flicks!

i dont do these things in public well except for at work,so am i really that big of a mess and do i need to clean up my act up?

or are these manserisims just fine?

laugh flowerforyou


I'm the same way. And my boyfriend loves me for it, cause we're basically best friends who have sex with each other and snuggle :P

Don't change. Be you! It's awesome ^^

no photo
Mon 03/24/08 10:00 PM

or are these manserisims just fine?

laugh flowerforyou


Your only problem is you can't spell manserisms.

flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

hikerchick's photo
Mon 03/24/08 10:01 PM


or are these manserisims just fine?

laugh flowerforyou


Your only problem is you can't spell manserisms.

flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou


Yep. That's the only problem I see.

elsathebloody's photo
Mon 03/24/08 10:01 PM


or are these manserisims just fine?

laugh flowerforyou


Your only problem is you can't spell manserisms.

flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou


HAHAHA

wiley's photo
Mon 03/24/08 10:02 PM


so having too many guy friends is a bad thing?


no, not at all. Just don't start scratching imaginary nuts.


Hey leave my nuts outta this! :angry:

hikerchick's photo
Mon 03/24/08 10:03 PM



so having too many guy friends is a bad thing?


no, not at all. Just don't start scratching imaginary nuts.


Hey leave my nuts outta this! :angry:


are yours imaginary too?

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 03/24/08 10:14 PM
My freaking sides are sore. UNCLE! UNCLE! I give up!

wiley's photo
Mon 03/24/08 10:15 PM




so having too many guy friends is a bad thing?


no, not at all. Just don't start scratching imaginary nuts.


Hey leave my nuts outta this! :angry:


are yours imaginary too?


What the? Hey! You weren't supposed to tell! grumble

hikerchick's photo
Mon 03/24/08 10:24 PM





so having too many guy friends is a bad thing?


no, not at all. Just don't start scratching imaginary nuts.


Hey leave my nuts outta this! :angry:


are yours imaginary too?


What the? Hey! You weren't supposed to tell! grumble


well, they just kind of shriveled after the squoats were born.

hottpinkilicious's photo
Tue 03/25/08 12:08 AM
I hope you have time to answer all the emails you get from guys dying to meet you after that post......

southern_bee's photo
Tue 03/25/08 10:50 AM
im happy with the way i act yeah lex i know my spelling is awful!lol

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