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Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type No I can't swig that sweet champagne I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me But I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip Cause I'm a redneck woman And I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Victoria's Secret Well their stuff's real nice Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price And still look sexy Just as sexy As those models on TV No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me You might think I'm trashy A little too hard core But get in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door Hey I'm redneck woman And I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me Hell Yeah Hell Yeah I'm redneck woman And I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah I Said Hell Yeah |
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so constantly ive been told im "not very lady like" just because i swear and flip people off and listen to "angry music" and i burp loud and play video games and i prefer horror/action movies over chick flicks! i dont do these things in public well except for at work,so am i really that big of a mess and do i need to clean up my act up? or are these manserisims just fine? I'm the same way. And my boyfriend loves me for it, cause we're basically best friends who have sex with each other and snuggle :P Don't change. Be you! It's awesome ^^ |
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or are these manserisims just fine? Your only problem is you can't spell manserisms. |
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or are these manserisims just fine? Your only problem is you can't spell manserisms. Yep. That's the only problem I see. |
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or are these manserisims just fine? Your only problem is you can't spell manserisms. HAHAHA |
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so having too many guy friends is a bad thing? no, not at all. Just don't start scratching imaginary nuts. Hey leave my nuts outta this! |
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so having too many guy friends is a bad thing? no, not at all. Just don't start scratching imaginary nuts. Hey leave my nuts outta this! are yours imaginary too? |
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My freaking sides are sore. UNCLE! UNCLE! I give up!
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so having too many guy friends is a bad thing? no, not at all. Just don't start scratching imaginary nuts. Hey leave my nuts outta this! are yours imaginary too? What the? Hey! You weren't supposed to tell! |
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so having too many guy friends is a bad thing? no, not at all. Just don't start scratching imaginary nuts. Hey leave my nuts outta this! are yours imaginary too? What the? Hey! You weren't supposed to tell! well, they just kind of shriveled after the squoats were born. |
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I hope you have time to answer all the emails you get from guys dying to meet you after that post......
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im happy with the way i act yeah lex i know my spelling is awful!lol
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