This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman or man ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience.There was absolutely NO question as to why her tale took the
prize...

She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold, and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, UT. It was a
day
trip, not an overnighter. They were strangers, and after all, truly had
never met
before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about
an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of
nowhere. Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for
a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside
the road, or it would be on the front seat of his car!

He quickly stopped and she crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started to pee. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could
think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender! Thoughts of tongues frozen
to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal!

It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold! Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
mom ent, she answered her date's concerns about "what's taking so
long?" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in
need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing! She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they immediately assessed her dilemma. Obviously,
as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real
problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was
only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her
first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender!

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down...or perhaps that should be "pants down."

And you thought YOUR first date was embarrassing?

Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off!"

OMG way too funny!!

LOL better to get pissed off than pissed on!Hell she got both!LMAO

Now that is a first date!!!
Thanks,,,, made me smile,..

OMG!That is seriously way too funny(lmao)That is exactly the first
impression I would want to send out.What would of been awful is if she
said to him,jeez!is that all you've got?I'd have to fall back to the
coldness=shrinkage issue(lol).That story gives a whole new meaning
to"Breaking the Ice"Good One!SCG.Godspeed!Cybear.

Thats so funny/sh*ty, so did they get together after that?

LOL

I hope they maintained a relationship after that.

lmao

that was fantastic, thanks

THAT MAKES A REALLY GOOD HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER STORY, I HOPE THEY WENT
OUT SOME MORE.

Glad I could make ya'll laugh...I thought it was hilarious too..My aunt
sent it to me this morning...ROFLMAO!!!