Good afternoon everyone! I was browsing around and someone had made a
post asking "what is the stupidest thing any of your exes has done"
There were a lot of interesting responses so I thought I would ask you
guys as well, here's mine.......

My ex did a lot of stupid things so I am just gonna tell a small
story....

The ex is on probation for theft(and numerous other things) his
probation officer told him that if he got into anymore trouble at all he
would go to prison for 5-10 years.I had been best friends with his
sister for 12 years and known him for 10,he had me convinced that he was
a victim of circumstance

Anyway I know all of the county deputies and all of the state cops very
well(have even been to the bar with most of them)because I worked
third-shift at a gas station that is right up the road from their police
post for 4 years.(just a little side note you will need to know for the
end of the story)

So you would think that someone in his situation would know better than
to really pizz me off----right? Espicially considering that I also have
his probation officer's home phone number And knowing that I talk to
all of the officers on a regular basis. And are close friends to most of
them. But he ended up being even stupider than I thought.

First he cheated on me at least twice with a 13 year-old girl(he is
24)in a house that we shared with my little sister(did he honestly think
she wouldn't tell me--what an idiot!)--Then he told her what a couple of
idiots me kids are(fighting words since my kids are my life) Then I
caught him lying to me about where he was one night---he had been going
to his exes house every night after I went to work(who is the 16-year
old sister of the 13 year-old he cheated on me with!) Then he began
selling marijuana! I found all of this out in the same night when my
little sis came to the gas station to tell me about it. Well he
confessed to all of it and I had his stuff packed for him and on the
porch when he got home.

And the part that really proves him to be a complete and total
moron................He moved in with the 13-year old--her16-year old
sister(his ex) and their mother when he left my house!!!!!! One of my
officers is who helped me bust him over there by driving by that
night(before he knew how old the girls are) So the cops know where the
house is.And he didn't tell his probation officer that he had
moved(violation)

I hope he has fun with ""BUBBA"" in prison, cause the guys know all
about it now as of last night