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Topic: 'True Friendship'
TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Sun 03/23/08 04:00 PM
'True Friendship' Enough of that Sissy Crap! Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems That always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises That actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy Little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth Of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will Help you get drunk and plot revenge Against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will Try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will Know you are plotting something That I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will Rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will Tell you horrible stories about How much worse it could be, Until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will Use little words. 7. When you are sick -- I will Tell you to stay the hell away from me Until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will Point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask. 'Because you're my friend!' Friendship is like Peeing your pants: Everyone can see it, But only you can Feel the true warmth. Ain't friendship the bomb heheheh!

Imbroglio Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 12654	Sun 03/23/08 04:02 PM
'True Friendship' Enough of that Sissy Crap! Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems That always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises That actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy Little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth Of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will Help you get drunk and plot revenge Against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will Try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will Know you are plotting something That I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will Rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will Tell you horrible stories about How much worse it could be, Until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will Use little words. 7. When you are sick -- I will Tell you to stay the hell away from me Until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will Point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask. 'Because you're my friend!' Friendship is like Peeing your pants: Everyone can see it, But only you can Feel the true warmth. Ain't friendship the bomb heheheh! Nice (((((Kristi)))) but hey do me a favor and use small words all the time ok lol

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Sun 03/23/08 04:04 PM
ohhh hell I do and you still have problems shshshhshshs heheheheh

Imbroglio Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 12654	Sun 03/23/08 04:04 PM
ohhh hell I do and you still have problems shshshhshshs heheheheh You know me!!!

johncarl Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 5074	Sun 03/23/08 04:04 PM
i love it

yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Sun 03/23/08 04:10 PM
Ain't it good to know, you got a friend, as my buddy James Taylor would say.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Sun 03/23/08 04:14 PM
Hey gotto love a good friendship!!

markecephus Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 13831	Sun 03/23/08 04:24 PM
lol Kristi, heres one i got from a friend in high school... "when i die and go to heaven I'll write your name on star # 7 If you're not there on judgment day, I'll know you went the other way, And just to prove my friendship true I will go to hell with you"

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Sun 03/23/08 04:26 PM
lol Kristi, heres one i got from a friend in high school... "when i die and go to heaven I'll write your name on star # 7 If you're not there on judgment day, I'll know you went the other way, And just to prove my friendship true I will go to hell with you" Hummm that is a true friendship lol

Danette_Giavanna Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1273	Sun 03/23/08 04:41 PM
Love it

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sun 03/23/08 04:44 PM
i like it !

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Sun 03/23/08 05:15 PM
Awww one to add a friend it one that will get you out of jail but... a true friend will be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun. lol Read that one on another list awhile back lol

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Sun 03/23/08 05:25 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (((( Puddin Cup )))) You forgot one,,, A friend would lend you an umbrella. But a bestfriend would take yours and say: RUN ***** RUN! Love you,,, Happy Easter John & Little Man send there Love and Kiss's

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sun 03/23/08 05:28 PM
When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with. Hey Denise!! Love ya

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Sun 03/23/08 05:33 PM
When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with. Hey Denise!! Love ya Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. Hugs & Kiss's

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sun 03/23/08 05:34 PM
When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with. Hey Denise!! Love ya Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. Hugs & Kiss's I got one chocolate ear left. Want it?

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Sun 03/23/08 05:35 PM
When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with. Hey Denise!! Love ya Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. Hugs & Kiss's I got one chocolate ear left. Want it? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the Ear,, Ohhhhhhhhhhh my fav part,,

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Sun 03/23/08 06:28 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (((( Puddin Cup )))) You forgot one,,, A friend would lend you an umbrella. But a bestfriend would take yours and say: RUN ***** RUN! Love you,,, Happy Easter John & Little Man send there Love and Kiss's ((((((((((Buttercup)))))))))))) Heheheheh a true friend would run in the rain with you laughing at your bad hair day lmao

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Sun 03/23/08 06:30 PM
When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with. Hey Denise!! Love ya Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. Hugs & Kiss's I got one chocolate ear left. Want it? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the boys are going to get you for that better wipe off the chocolate from your beard lmao

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Sun 03/23/08 06:35 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (((( Puddin Cup )))) You forgot one,,, A friend would lend you an umbrella. But a bestfriend would take yours and say: RUN ***** RUN! Love you,,, Happy Easter John & Little Man send there Love and Kiss's ((((((((((Buttercup)))))))))))) Heheheheh a true friend would run in the rain with you laughing at your bad hair day lmao So true so true,,, Happy Easter ((( Puddin Cup ))))