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Ask her if she wants to go to Bible class with you.
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 I need some funny one liners I can use for a girl I see,besides pull your pants down and she will laugh
If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me? Ask her if she would hold this for you and hand her a heart or your hand. Do you ever get tired of hearing people say how beautiful you are? you can sub beautiful for ant attributes... like what a wonderful smile or laugh you have. |
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I had a dream about you last nite...only I can't tell you about cus then I would have to screw you!!
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Tell her "Personally, I prefer the air" huh? Guess that went over your head 
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Tell her "Personally, I prefer the air" huh? Guess that went over your head
yes it did... and i still dont get it 
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Excuse me,(widely staring) have YOU ever thought about how GREAT my face would look on yours?
WOW, its getting chilly in here with you undressing me with them eyes... 
OK, so if I ask you to sleep with me what would you say? If she says NO, THEN say, COOL, I don't like to sleep either. DO you prefer TOP or BOTTOM ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Fishing. |
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Ask her, how do you keep someone in suspense? Tell her "I'll tell you tomorrow!"
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It's a phrase I like.. there's nothing to it
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Ask her, how do you keep someone in suspense? Tell her "I'll tell you tomorrow!" lol |
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