Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Women

Harleys only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

Harleys curves never sag.

Harleys last longer.

Harleys don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Harley any time of the month.

Harleys don't have parents.

Harleys don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your Harley to wake it up.

You can share your Harley with your friends. (I don't think so!!!

If your Harley makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Harley when the old one is REALLY WORN.

If your Harley smokes, you can do something about it.

Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.

Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have.

Harleys don't mind if you look at other Harleys, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

New Harleys must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

If your Harley goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Harley is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Harley is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Harley.

You can have a black Harley and show it to your parents.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Harley.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Harley.

You don't have to convince your Harley that you're a cyclist and that you think that Harleys are equals.

If you say bad things to your Harley, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.

Harleys always feel like going for a ride.

Harleys don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.

Harleys don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Harley.

It's always OK to use tie downs on your Harley.

If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Harley you don't know very well.

If you get rid of your Harley it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff. (Submitted by Smaug)

If you leave town you don't have to worry if your Harley is letting somebody else ride it.

You can trade your Harley in for a newer model without paying alimony. (Submitted by Smaug)

Your Harley doesn't mind if you play with it in public. Hey! Not all women are opposed to that...some even prefer it!!

Your Harley has an off switch.

You can totally ignore your Harley as long as you want. (Submitted by Smaug)

Your Harley won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket headlights.

You know exactly how much your Harley is going to take out of your checking account each month.

Your Harley doesn't expect foreplay.

Your Harley doesn't want to snuggle after a ride.

People envy your Harley more the older it gets.

You can get your Harley hot and ready with 2 minutes of sitting on your butt.

Your Harley doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club.

If you don't want your Harley anymore, it's not illegal to sell it.

You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!

Harley's don't mind having two riders at the same time.

You can sit, sipping on a cool J.D. & stare at your Harley for hours & it won't ask you any stupid questions!

You can call yer Harley anything in the book and still get to ride it after its all fired up!

If you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to ride it.

You can call your Harley a hog and it wont get pissed.

You don't have to give your Harley a ring in order to get a ride! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!

You can always tell if your Harley is turned on or not.

It's ok to store disassembled pieces of your Harley in your basement. (Submitted by Mad Dan)

You and a friend can ride a Harley at the same time (in public even) and it won't get mad if the pics end up on the internet!!!

Your Harley doesn't mind living in the garage.

Big and/or fat is a GOOD thing
you can stare at other harleys with out getting slapped by yours or refused a ride

Ahh, how soon we forget the old Harley saying from back in the Shovelhead era; "Ride a Harley, ride the best. Ride a mile, walk the rest."