A Southerner is having his breakfast of coffee,
grits, biscuits and jam,
>when a Northerner, chewing obnoxiously on bubble
gum, sits down next to
>him. The Southerner ignores the Northerner who,
nevertheless, starts a
>conversation.
>
>Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread,
do you eat the whole
>slice?"
>
>Southerner: "Yep."
>
>Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We
don't. Up North, we only
>eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it,
>then transform them into biscuits and send them
to the South."
>
>The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The
Southerner listens in
>silence. The Northerner persists: "Do you eat
jam with biscuits?"
>
>Southerner: "Yep."
>
>Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum
between his teeth and
>chuckling) "We don't. Up North, after we eat
fruit for breakfast, we put
>all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in
containers, recycle them,
>transform them into jam, and then send it down
South."
>
>Then the Southerner asks, "Y'all have sex up
North?"
>
>Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And he pops
another big bubble.
>
>Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the
condoms once ya use 'em?"
>
>Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
>
>Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in
a jar, melt 'em down
>into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."

omg thats awesome!!

Good one