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Has it ever occurred to You that many Women seem to be living in Disneyland?....allow Me to clarify,,,while I DUCK....!in Their world, everything seems to be pretty, pink, primping,powder, perfume & panties...( 99.999 % of Men are anything but THAT, continuing ) They want Their ideal mate to be faithful, courteous, kind & obediant...( before They've even MET US, there's a good one ) and They want independance,yet demand at least some chivalry ( open Your own door Sister...)It would seem We have a conflict of interest here, headed to a strong disagreement ).......Please Ladies, I know the dinner bell has just been rung, I know You want to feed on Me while I'm still breathing, but I want to Hear from the MALES on this one.....any thoughts Gentlemen?...........KJH
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Tear him up ladies
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Ahh...this'll be great
water Happy Easter everyone!! |
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Tear him up ladies
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Has it ever occurred to You that many Women seem to be living in Disneyland?....allow Me to clarify,,,while I DUCK....!in Their world, everything seems to be pretty, pink, primping,powder, perfume & panties...( 99.999 % of Men are anything but THAT, continuing ) They want Their ideal mate to be faithful, courteous, kind & obediant...( before They've even MET US, there's a good one ) and They want independance,yet demand at least some chivalry ( open Your own door Sister...)It would seem We have a conflict of interest here, headed to a strong disagreement ).......Please Ladies, I know the dinner bell has just been rung, I know You want to feed on Me while I'm still breathing, but I want to Hear from the MALES on this one.....any thoughts Gentlemen?...........KJH I think that may be one of the single greatest, most all-encompassing, blanket statements I've ever seen. Totally inaccurate, in my experience, but a hell of an effort. |
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MrM Happy Easter! |
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Edited by
Jill298
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Sun 03/23/08 07:46 AM
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that's the funniest and most ignorant statement I've heard in awhile damn us women lol wanting someone with manners... we're all biatches
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I'm moving to Disneyland...
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what do you want us to be? You don't want us to be needy. You want us to smell and look pretty just for you. You want us to make you feel like a man. Answer us!
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I just returned from DL. That explains all the new condo's there?
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that's the funniest and most ignorant statement I've heard in awhile damn us women lol wanting someone with manners... we're all biatches I just wonder where he is meeting these girls and why the he!! I'm not in Disney land I love the it's a small world ride and majic mountain |
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you want us to look pretty, smell good, sweet enough to meet your mother and rock your world in bed (but not to soon or we're slutty) stroke your ego, and open our own damn doors. Before you even meet us
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...keep running into Goofy!
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better to go to a thrill park and ride the BIG rides
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I'm going to Disney Land to powder my perfectly pink nose. Get out of my way buster!
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DUCK LOWER!
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Has it ever occurred to You that many Women seem to be living in Disneyland?....allow Me to clarify,,,while I DUCK....!in Their world, everything seems to be pretty, pink, primping,powder, perfume & panties...( 99.999 % of Men are anything but THAT, continuing ) They want Their ideal mate to be faithful, courteous, kind & obediant...( before They've even MET US, there's a good one ) and They want independance,yet demand at least some chivalry ( open Your own door Sister...)It would seem We have a conflict of interest here, headed to a strong disagreement ).......Please Ladies, I know the dinner bell has just been rung, I know You want to feed on Me while I'm still breathing, but I want to Hear from the MALES on this one.....any thoughts Gentlemen?...........KJH I am VERY capable of opening my own doors AND doors for others. AND I am tom boy as well and pink is NOT my favorite color. "They want Their ideal mate to be faithful, courteous, kind & obediant"...and those are bad traits to expect in a man???? chivalry to me can just mean manners and respect....something I show others...men AND women at last BUT certainly not least...the MALES have given us the OK to speak (not that we need it anyway) |
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god only knows, i love the slutty thrill rides
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Men & women wonder why they are single
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Advice=DUCK!(glass)DUCK!(plate)DUCK!(steak knife)Duck!(shoe)
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