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| Topic: Oh no! Oh, please, no! | |
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if you can still walk on your knee, try going out to your local CVS and get that rub-on capsacin stuff, and some bandages. rub on that capsacin (which will heat the affected area) and then wrap your knee with the bandage.
if you CAN'T walk on your knee... well... it's time for amputation. |
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Okay. Um...it's about cantaloupe size now, is that bad? See the doctor, get it drained. |
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who walks on their knees? I don't.
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who walks on their knees? I don't. depends on what I am doing at the time |
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Alright. I'll RUN to the vet A.S.A.P.!
Just gotta finish writing this e-mail; THEN I'LL START RUNNING!!! 
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Okay!
I'm back from the village doctor, and he said it wasn't swollen, but it was all in my mind. I don't get it! I especially don't get why he told me not to tape cantaloupes to my knee. What a big time jerk, huh? |
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it's not nice to be the raccoon who cried cantaloupe... when you're really hurt, no one will believe you...
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it's not nice to be the raccoon who cried cantaloupe... when you're really hurt, no one will believe you... The raccoon who cried cantaloupe- EE you're killing me.It's too late at night to laugh this hard. |
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Edited by
ZPicante
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Sat 03/22/08 11:17 PM
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I'm sorry.
I've just been so exposed to cantaloupes my whole life--a-a-a-and, sometimes...! 
FORGIVE ME!!! |
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So we got a crank-yanker here, huh? May you eat a cantaloupe-only diet for the rest of your days.
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