Topic: Things you might want to give up when you find your mate... | |
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examples:
Dipping the celery straight into the peanut butter jar...ok, dipping my fingers straight into the peanut butter jar. LOL |
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masturbating alone
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I give up deciding between the black dress and the red dress b/c it doesnt matter what I say, she will pick the opposite and b*tch about the one I picked. |
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examples: Dipping the celery straight into the peanut butter jar...ok, dipping my fingers straight into the peanut butter jar. LOL or any other body parts.... lmao |
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I give up deciding between the black dress and the red dress b/c it doesnt matter what I say, she will pick the opposite and b*tch about the one I picked. Tsk tsk! Be nice! LOL |
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I've already been trying to stop drinking out of the milk carton...
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examples: Dipping the celery straight into the peanut butter jar...ok, dipping my fingers straight into the peanut butter jar. LOL or any other body parts.... lmao You too me2! hehehe |
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all my women. You know, the ones I have strung out from coast to coast......nevermind, I woke up and realized that I didn't even have one....
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having breakfast alone and not in bed w someone
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sleeping alone.
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Eating my morning cereal in the dry bathtub naked... just because I can...
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having breakfast alone and not in bed w someone I'll do the cooking |
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having breakfast alone and not in bed w someone |
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having breakfast alone and not in bed w someone yeap..that would be nice.. |
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