Go to the darn mall





dude, women are everywhere...........

Elementary schools, .............depends on how young you want em

county jail

I know all the places, but I like it here!
....down by the river, they line up on Tuesdays, waiting for their hearts desire to sweep them off their feet. Gotta beat your way through the wharfrats, though!

dildo store

Federal pen is good, take a shank tho

Just say YES to drugs...problem solved

just get a blow up doll.....

get some ecstacy, then go trolling for hookers

Eskimo has a point!

library


zoo


local colleges




just get out of the damn house

church will get you a bible thumper

Might as well go to the morgue then.

down the street,by that one house u better hurry there getting ready to leave

lol on answers, just say hello to women you see. You never know.

Good luck

thankyou....

I agree its not that you can't find them its just that your too busy in your home....

Great place to meet giant hillbilly women with 12 kids who are all simultaneously screaming, slamming those little carts into the dryers, pouring detergent (both liquid and powdered) over each other, screaming, running in and out the door, stepping on everyone's feet, screaming, begging for money for the vending machines (which don't work, anyway), trying to break open the fabric softener dispenser (because they think "Bounce" is some kind of chocolate), screaming, and opening every dryer while it's tunning so the clothes all fall out onto the floor.
And screaming.

Love is in the air, along with the music from the really awful radio station....

That's how it works around here, anyway....

Weddings are good. I met my last gf at one. I gotta say that Wal-Mart is probably better. At least they have a return policy!