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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 50 | |
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DD, Why does work keep calling me??  what are they calling you ??? are they saying ....... " Fanta...............FANNNNNNNNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" ?  
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No, they dont call me that!!
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peeks in to the diary. a lock of hair!
and the smells of clipper oil, wax warming, and sketches from a schedule planner...oh wow, there is lots of hair!! 
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No, they dont call me that!! oh ........... ok ........... are they sayin............... GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggglllllllllllllllllLLLENNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn? gggggggggggggggggGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggLLLLeNNNnnnnnnnnnnnn??!!??
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no doubt Joe Schmoe called in sick again an they want YOU to come in in his place.........
RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!! 
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Dear diary......do you ever wake up and have one of those WHAT THE HELL kinda moments????
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No, they dont call me that!! oh ........... ok ........... are they sayin............... GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggglllllllllllllllllLLLENNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn? gggggggggggggggggGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggLLLLeNNNnnnnnnnnnnnn??!!?? no doubt Joe Schmoe called in sick again an they want YOU to come in in his place......... RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!! Caller-ID
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<<<--pokes Gypsy in the ear with her knitting kneedle
and puts the steak mittens on Gypsy'z sleepy hands......  Shaaaaaaaaadooooooooooooow SSSSSSSSSSSSMokEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.... lookies mommy has breakfast ready for you........
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Dear diary......do you ever wake up and have one of those WHAT THE HELL kinda moments???? EVERY DAY!!!
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No the cat was already flicking things off of my other dresser...no idea what he was flicking..... Dear diary...I think I do strange things in my sleep and cant remember in the morning!!!
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wellll my house is not getting clean........its been teen central all weekend...
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ohhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaay!!! another letter from an 18 year old BOY arab telling me he is in BC now, and we should hook up!!!
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dont forget the baby powder......
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My next house will be self-cleaning!!!
 Tell those kids to clean up their mess!!!! If a kid didnt clean up their mess after having all their friends over I wouldnt let the friends over again!!!
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dont forget the baby powder......
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Dear diary.........why isnt there a baby powder emoticon???
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dear diary...................gypsy
my chest hurts my arms hurt slave driver
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dear diary...................gypsy my chest hurts my arms hurt slave driver 
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My next house will be self-cleaning!!! Tell those kids to clean up their mess!!!! If a kid didnt clean up their mess after having all their friends over I wouldnt let the friends over again!!! and no replacement if I throw it away |
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