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> > Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. > After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but > think, > from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.' > The other guy > responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!' > The first guy says, 'So am I! And > where about from Ireland might you be'? > The other guy answers, 'I'm from > Dublin, I am.' > The first guy responds, 'So am I!' > 'Sure and begorra. And what street did you live on in Dublin? > The other guy says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary > Street > in the old central part of town.' > The first guy says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! > And to what school would you have been going'? > The other guy answers, 'Well now, I went to St. > Mary's, of course.' > T he first guy gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, > what > year did you graduate'? > The other guy answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.' > The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I > can > hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can > you > believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!' > About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer. > Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, > 'It's going to be a long night tonight.' > Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian'? > 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.' > |
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