A guy was sitting at a table in his favorite restaurant when he spotted a beautiful lady across the room eating by herself. He calls the waiter and asks for a bottle of their most expensive wine to be sent over to the lady. The waiter delivered it saying it was from that gentleman over there. She looks at it and then sends a note over saying," For me to accept this you need a Mercedes in your garage, $1 million in the bank and seven inches in your pants."

After reading the note the man replies with his own note saying," As it happens I have a Ferrari Tesarosa, a Maserati Shamal, and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over $10 million in the bank. But not even for a lady as beautiful as you am I willing to cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back"

lol