Topic: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
uk1971's photo
Wed 03/19/08 01:41 PM
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F*CK YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself.. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Wed 03/19/08 01:42 PM
what about "maybe"?

beccaloveslife's photo
Wed 03/19/08 01:47 PM
Whatev

Newt's photo
Wed 03/19/08 01:50 PM
laugh

EtherealEmbers's photo
Wed 03/19/08 01:51 PM
Um, that's WAY more than 9 words.

Sexyklp4U's photo
Wed 03/19/08 01:52 PM
laugh laugh

franshade's photo
Wed 03/19/08 01:53 PM
hmmmph - you're gonna pay for this for a long time laugh