A stranger was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on the airplane

when the stranger turned to her and said, Let's talk.

I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with

your fellow passenger! The little girl, who had just opened her book,

closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk

about?'

Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'



' OK'. She said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you

a question first: 'A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same

stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat

patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose

that is?'

The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies: 'Do you really feel qualified to

discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****!

That's cute!!!