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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 49
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Thu 03/20/08 02:40 AM

Dear Diary....

My girlfriend tells me there is a whole lot of cosmic stuff going on this full moon, about three weeks of major changes, and shake ups and blah blah blah....there better be....cause I have had a gut full of the brain bleed bullsh*t this place has turned into...

all because a pack of wankers needed to have a whine to mummy...

Not a man or real woman amongst them...:angry: grumble grumble
we talking the gun thread???? dont worry.......... they will be blown up soon!!!devil devil devil One wrong move mang and KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BABY!!!explode devil

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Thu 03/20/08 02:44 AM
and ya that is NOT a threat!!!noway laugh devil

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Thu 03/20/08 02:45 AM
Ok....

I need to go and get a life...once upon a time I enjoyed the challenges of using my mind...now I have some lame arse telling me to go find a mensa site....


oh my, discriminated for having a mind...f*cking perfect!!grumble

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Thu 03/20/08 02:51 AM
Dear diary.........my mensa..........my mensa...........damn my mensa..........I have cramps!!!noway grumble laugh

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Thu 03/20/08 02:55 AM
I tried to get a life but I had no luck

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Thu 03/20/08 02:56 AM
Edited by Jess642 on Thu 03/20/08 02:56 AM

Dear diary.........my mensa..........my mensa...........damn my mensa..........I have cramps!!!noway grumble laugh



laugh laugh laugh

I dont want to talk about mensa, or I may need to ram the mensa up someone's bloody arse.

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Thu 03/20/08 02:57 AM
who has a bloody azzhuh huh huh huh

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Thu 03/20/08 03:00 AM
LA MENZA IS WHERE ITS AT!!!devil :wink: devil

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Thu 03/20/08 03:01 AM
huh

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Thu 03/20/08 03:04 AM
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS LA SENZA LA MENZA???? KILL ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!11explode sad explode

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Thu 03/20/08 03:04 AM
poopin dingos flying legs skippin arms laughing toes smiling ears angry eyes running nails flipping spoofs nagging sprogs

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Thu 03/20/08 03:04 AM
ok Im done.........I will die a virgin..........almost....

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Thu 03/20/08 03:07 AM
oc..................SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAP WITH THAT!!!noway laugh noway

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Thu 03/20/08 03:07 AM
laugh laugh

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Thu 03/20/08 03:13 AM
all alone again ohwell

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Thu 03/20/08 03:16 AM
Im here with my saltines and peanut butter.....bigsmile

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Thu 03/20/08 03:16 AM
but what about me

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Thu 03/20/08 03:17 AM

poopin dingos flying legs skippin arms laughing toes smiling ears angry eyes running nails flipping spoofs nagging sprogs



hahahahaha it almost has a poetic justice to it, and is as clever as any other of the dang threads about.

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Thu 03/20/08 03:19 AM
blushing

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Thu 03/20/08 03:26 AM


Busted flat in Baton Rouge
Waitin' for a train
When I's Feelin' near as faded as my jeans
Bobby thumbed a diesel down
Just before it rained
It Rode us all the way to New Orleans

I pulled my harpoon
Out of my dirty red bandana
I's playin' soft while Bobby sang the blues, yeah
Windshield wipers slappin' time
I's holdin' Bobby's hand in mine
We sang every song that driver knew

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free, no
And, feelin' good was easy, Oh, when he sang the blues
You know, feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Bobby Mcgee

From the kentucky coal mine
To the California sun
There Bobby shared the secrets of my soul
Through all kinds of weather
Through everything we done
Yeah, Bobby baby kept me from the cold

One day up near Salinas, Oh
I let him slip away
He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it
But, I'd trade all of my tomorrows
For a single yesterday
To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', that's all that Bobby left me, yeah
But, feelin' good was easy, Oh, when he sang the blues
Hey, feelin' good was good enough for me, Mm-hmm
Good enough for me and my Bobby Mcgee

La da da
La da da da
La da da da da da da da
La da da da da da da da Bobby Mcgee, yeah
La da da da da da da
La da da da da da da
La da da da da da da Bobby Mcgee, yeah

La da La la da da la da da la da da
La da da da da da da da da
Hey,my Bobby, oh, my Bobby Mcgee, yeah
La la la la la la l bigsmile drinker smokin

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