Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 49 | |
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the lead singer cracks me up!!! I like the way he dances while he sings!!!
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dd,
god forbid i go an hour with out a smoke..... off to the store wonder if they will vending machines???? peace |
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dd, god forbid i go an hour with out a smoke..... off to the store wonder if they will vending machines???? peace ![]() |
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<-----plays AVRIL LAVIGNE......FALL TO PIECES
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She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King She was wheelin' and dealin' Just doin' her thing She was holdin' a pair But I had to try Her Deuce was wild But my Ace was high But how was I to know That she'd been dealt with before Said she'd never had a Full House But I should have known From the tattoo on her left leg And the garter on her right She'd have the card to bring me down If she played it right She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack She's got the jack Poker face was her name Poker face was her nature Poker straight was her game If she knew she could get you She played 'em fast And she played 'em hard She could close her eyes And feel every card But how was I to know That she'd been shuffled before Said she'd never had a Royal Flush But I should have known That all the cards were comin' From the bottom of the pack And if I'd known what she was dealin' out I'd have dealt it back She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, and who knows what else? She's got the jack, yeah, yeah She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack She's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack, Ooh, It was a bad deal, (Jack) She gave me the (Jack), hey She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack) She's got the (Jack), ooh can't you tell She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack) (She's got the jack, she's got the Jack) She's got the jack, she's got the Jack She's got the jack, you never know! She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack She's got the jack, and it hurts! (She's got the jack) She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack She's got the jack Aaaaaah! Oooooh! Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks. Goodnight and God bless ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Hey Gypsy... I've been perved from Germany. w00t!
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Hey Gypsy... I've been perved from Germany. w00t! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ITS ONLY MY DAY 2 TODAY!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR GONNA HAVE A SHOWER SOON!!!!!!!
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Just say no. I've been on unenjoyment for 3 weeks now.
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well seeing that you have some free time every day come do my job too.............and while you are at support me and the girls
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well seeing that you have some free time every day come do my job too.............and while you are at support me and the girls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why would I want to do that? I bet you don't even put out. ![]() |
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and bring gypsy too i am sure I can find something for her to do too
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dd,
at the store a 70+ year old man was in front of me....and he smelled good!!! WTF |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PLEASE DONT MAKE ME COOK!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Chanel #5 ddn?
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dd, at the store a 70+ year old man was in front of me....and he smelled good!!! WTF ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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well seeing that you have some free time every day come do my job too.............and while you are at support me and the girls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why would I want to do that? I bet you don't even put out. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PLEASE DONT MAKE ME COOK!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Chanel #5 ddn? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i don't know....but when he dropped his lottery ticket in the puddle i picked it up and handed it back to him.....i wonder if he smelled like an "old man" would i have kept it for myself???? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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