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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 49
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Wed 03/19/08 12:08 PM
the lead singer cracks me up!!! I like the way he dances while he sings!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 03/19/08 12:08 PM
dd,
god forbid i go an hour with out a smoke.....

off to the store

wonder if they will vending machines????

peace

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Wed 03/19/08 12:08 PM

dd,
god forbid i go an hour with out a smoke.....

off to the store

wonder if they will vending machines????

peace
Pick me up some chips k???? thanks!!!:tongue:

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Wed 03/19/08 12:11 PM
<-----plays AVRIL LAVIGNE......FALL TO PIECESdrinker

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Wed 03/19/08 12:17 PM
She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right

She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack

Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, and who knows what else?
She's got the jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack

She's got the jack, she's got the jack,
Ooh, It was a bad deal, (Jack)
She gave me the (Jack), hey
She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack)
She's got the (Jack), ooh can't you tell
She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack)
(She's got the jack, she's got the Jack)
She's got the jack, she's got the Jack
She's got the jack, you never know!
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, and it hurts!
(She's got the jack)
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Aaaaaah!

Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and God bless
devil glasses drinker

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Wed 03/19/08 12:23 PM
Hey Gypsy... I've been perved from Germany. w00t!

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Wed 03/19/08 12:29 PM

Hey Gypsy... I've been perved from Germany. w00t!
Ive been perved from europe before too.....oh and lets not forget India!!!devil laugh devil

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Wed 03/19/08 12:30 PM
grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble I HATE WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wed 03/19/08 12:31 PM
ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ITS ONLY MY DAY 2 TODAY!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR GONNA HAVE A SHOWER SOON!!!!!!!grumble grumble grumble grumble

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Wed 03/19/08 12:31 PM
Just say no. I've been on unenjoyment for 3 weeks now. :tongue:

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Wed 03/19/08 12:32 PM
well seeing that you have some free time every day come do my job too.............and while you are at support me and the girlsbigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Wed 03/19/08 12:33 PM

well seeing that you have some free time every day come do my job too.............and while you are at support me and the girlsbigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Why would I want to do that? I bet you don't even put out. :tongue:

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Wed 03/19/08 12:34 PM
and bring gypsy too i am sure I can find something for her to do toobigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Wed 03/19/08 12:35 PM
dd,
at the store a 70+ year old man was in front of me....and he smelled good!!! WTF

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Wed 03/19/08 12:35 PM
noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

PLEASE DONT MAKE ME COOK!!!!noway noway noway noway

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Wed 03/19/08 12:35 PM
Chanel #5 ddn? laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 03/19/08 12:35 PM

dd,
at the store a 70+ year old man was in front of me....and he smelled good!!! WTF
huh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 03/19/08 12:36 PM


well seeing that you have some free time every day come do my job too.............and while you are at support me and the girlsbigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Why would I want to do that? I bet you don't even put out. :tongue:
i am betting you are right on thatlaugh laugh laugh

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Wed 03/19/08 12:37 PM

noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

PLEASE DONT MAKE ME COOK!!!!noway noway noway noway
gypsy does all the cooking and cleaning Wiley, you do all the working and I will just freaken supervise

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Wed 03/19/08 12:37 PM

Chanel #5 ddn? laugh laugh laugh laugh



i don't know....but when he dropped his lottery ticket in the puddle i picked it up and handed it back to him.....i wonder if he smelled like an "old man" would i have kept it for myself????huh huh huh huh huh

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