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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 49 | |
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Is the circus in town again already?
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Is the circus in town again already? 
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<----really hiding my fu man chu!!!   i tired to grow one of those once.....could get anything more than a FU 
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<----really hiding my fu man chu!!! i tired to grow one of those once.....could get anything more than a FU
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dd,
just looked at who was looking at me; kansas new jersey pennsylvania alberta illinois  |
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no man chew
dentures no longer fit
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no man chew dentures no longer fit
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ummmmmmmm I have
New Jersey New York Pennsylvania california california california illinois conneticut no bc 
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dd,
no one with in 100 miles ever looks at me  ok, got that out of my system....Now come on you local chicks quit hiding....i'm much less scary in person 
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dd, no one with in 100 miles ever looks at me ok, got that out of my system....Now come on you local chicks quit hiding....i'm much less scary in person I'm not. |
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dear diary,
why don't they put vending machines at the gas pump, so that i would not have to deal with humans, at all?????? hey wait...i like humans......nevermind 
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hey where did my post go????
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hey where did my post go???? i did not touch it...don't want to get ***** slapped...or karate chopped |
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Dear diary.....how much longer can people talk about breast implants and stretch marks????
<-----insert eyes glazed over emoticon..... |
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Dear diary.......I coulda had a V8!!!
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<-----cranks up THE BARENAKED LADIES.....BRIAN WILSON!!!
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singing and swaying in time
lyin in bed just like brian wilson dead |
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