A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled
back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just
take! it easy and follow my instructions.. First,
let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence.... and then a shot is heard. The
guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

FUNNY BUT THATS A REDNECK FOR YA

everyone know what NASCAR actualy stands for



Non athletic sport, centered around rednecks....

Sorry, I had to

well... you folks are clearly not from TEXAS!!

All in fun Amalie, I am sure you can toss some out too. :)