(boy) hey baby didnt knowu had powers..


(girl) what?

(boy) cause u just appeared from my dreams to reality

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.

I'm all for the third option.

YOU WALK UP TO HER OR THEM AND SAY," HEY WHICH DO LIKE BETTER SMOOTH OR CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER? THEY MIGHT LOOK AT YOU WITH SOME CONFUSION, BUT REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY SAY...... WHY? OR I LIKE CHUNKY WHY? YOU SAY SOMETHINGS LIKE, CAUSE YOU CAN'T TRUST THOSE SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER PEOPLE!

OR

HEY, I BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU...... YOUR CAR IS BEING TOWED! NO NO NO NO NOT REALLY. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF YOU DRIVE. WAIT.... LET ME GUESS????????

RAY

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was New Years,could i come and visit you in between the holidays?

had not heard that one, nice!!!!

Could you slow down a little, I'm trying to write notes here...

you must be illegal cause you got FINE written all over you!

well i don't use pick up lines. so, let's go talk over here
and if that goes really well we can spend the next 20 years
perfecting the art of making love! seriously...

I guess just going up and saying "My name is---- what is yours?"

do u guys actually say that to a lady????

Had a guy say this to me at Crabby Bill's in Clearwater Beach last weekend:

"Let's play house. You be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long."

Then he smirked.

Uh, no, I scowled at him and turned away. And he was cute! Jerks!

This one I tried along time ago.. I dont know if it was really a pick up line..it was actually what I was thinking...

"you have the cutest nose.."

What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

well you know he probably was just dared to come up
and say something to you. sounds like he wound up having
to buy the drinks.

serves him right!!

now what he should've said was...

"hey - my idiot friends tried to dare me to come over
here and feed you some stupid pick-up line....i guess
it is about time to get some new friends...but if you
come over here and sit down with me...and let me buy
you a drink and introduce you to them - then they will
have to buy us a round. then, we can just dance and have
fun and get to know each other and i can tell them to
beat it and leave us alone..."

sure - but only in the context of "hey do you want to
talk about stupid pick up lines you've heard or would
you rather just dance?"

but if she wants to joke about pick up lines first
then sure why not - most girls have heard a whole
shirtload of really lame ones....

otherwise, if some ignorant dorkwad thinks he really is
going to make her laugh with one of these lewd ones, it's liable to ummm "have an undesired effect"

hhahahaha

My boyfriend says that to me all the time. I honestly think his favorite part of my body is my nose. Besides my ass...

You taking notes? Joking!

I kind of like the-
"Are you an Angel?"
"Cause you must of fallen from heaven"

Then theres the-
"You got a fire exstinguisher?"
"I'm on fire!"

You sure look like my next X wife.