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Two guys in a bar are talking about marriage.
"I believe in Marriage. It's a great institution, and when I get married, it will be for life!" Says the first. "Well I agree with you there," Replies the second guy. "But. I've been married twice, and I don't think I'll be getting married again!" "Oh? And why is that?" Asks the first. "I guess I was just unlucky. Both of my wives died." "I'm sorry to hear that." Consolled the first. "Yeah. The first wife died eating poison mushrooms." "WOW!" Says the first guy. "What about the second wife? How did she die?" "Fractured skull," Says the second guy sipping his beer. "HOLY CRAP! How did that happen?" "She wouldn't eat the f*cking mushrooms."  
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