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A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says
"I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?" The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?" "I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight p*ssy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."  
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spit on the screen..........again
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Ouch......I'm guessing......never had kids.....
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