Once the Pope became very ill and none of the Vatican physicians were able to figure out what was wrong with him. So they contacted the Mayo Clinic.

The Mayo Clinic sent a specialist to Rome who examined him thoroughly and then met with a council of cardinals. He informed them that the Pope had a very rare disease and would soon die.

The cardinals asked if there were any known cure. The specialist replied that there was one however the Pope would never agree with it because it would make him a sinner. The cardinals asked what the cure was and the physician replied that the Pope would have to have sex with a young virgin.

This very much shocked the cardinals but they realized if they did not act then the Pope would surely die. So they approached his holiness and told him the results of the examination and explained that there was one and only one cure.

After the Pope had given it a lot of consideration he finally agreed but only on three conditions.

The cardinals asked what these were.

The Pope replied, "First she must be blind so that she cannot see."

"And the second?" asked the cardinals.

"She must be deaf and dumb so that she can neither hear nor speak," replied the Pope.

So the cardinals asked, "What is the third condition?"

The Pope smiled and answered,"Big knockers!"

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