>>An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
>>Father, he confessed, 'It has been one month since my last confession. I
>>had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
>>The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail
>>Mary's.'
>>Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it
>>has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie
>>Green twice a week for the past two months.'
>>This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'
>>'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replied.
>>'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary�s.
>>
>>At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a
>>tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary
>>The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed
>>up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was
>>green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
>>The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and
>>matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but enough.
>>The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'
>>
>>The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly
>>reply, ' No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes.'
>>