One day little Susie came home from school with her knees and elbows all scratched up.

Her mother asked, "How did you get so scratched up?"

Susie replied, "Some of the boys stuck my purse up in a tree and I had to climb up and get it."

Her mother answered, "Oh, they just wanted to see your panties."

So the next day Susie comes home all scratched again.

Her mother again asked, "How did you get so scratched up?"

Susie again replied, "Some of the boys stuck my purse up in a tree again and I had to climb up and get it."

Her mother answered, "Oh, they just wanted to see your panties."

And Susie replied back, "Well, I fooled them this time. I didn't wear any."

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