WEIRD STUFF? BUT >>>>>>>

Some funny things

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach ! will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour


(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the..?!")

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you
imagine?)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm..)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split
the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Interesting!

Thanks for the share!

pigs

cool

i wanna be a pig

I am in trouble then. With the gas I can produce from my farts, I could make a bomb in about a week!

I am a man and I am a pig!

Must admit..... a 30 minute orgasm? Why do pigs have all the fun?

I'm a left and that's the first time I heard that I won't live as long. After a quick google:

"In 1991, the psychologists Stanley Coren and Diane Halpern claimed they had found the average life expectancy of lefthanders to be no less than nine years shorter than that of righthanders, because of the clumsiness of lefthanders, combined with the fact that most machines and appliances are designed for righthanded use.

Fortunately, their claim was proved to be based on a flawed analysis and groundless."


Now what psycho scientist did this pig study?

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I don't know, but I'd like to know how they measured the duration of a pig's orgasm? Or even better, why did they measure it in the first place?

If you don't care a feather or a fig, you may grow up to be a pig.

Just what I wondering too! Now if we can figure out which genes....nahh bad idea, forget it I mentioned it.

I k now some of my friends Rip the heads off their BF before sex. Maybe their related to Manti.

Lucky ass pigs. I wanna be a lig. A lion and pig mixed, I could have sex all day, and never stop orgasming. LOL.