1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

you forgot "yer bout as sexy as that girl on my mud flaps"



which is bad becuase most of them have yosemite sam on their mud flaps..........

Good one.

Very funny!

love it

cool

Hey have you got a listening device in my car????!!!!

Your face reminds me of a wrench... every time i look at it my nuts tighten.

That's a good one cjb.

<<<<-----they are watching

I just ask 'em if they want to see the broke down car in my driveway. Works like a charm.