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A man walking in the city was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby bum, who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took two dollars out of his pocket, and asked, "If I gave you this money, would you take it and buy whiskey?" "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said. "Would you really use it to gamble?" "I don't gamble- I need anything I can get just to stay alive." "Would you use the money for greens fees at a golf course?" "Are you nuts? I haven't played golf for 20 years!" The man said, "I'm not going to give you $2.00. Instead, I'm going to bring you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell lousy." The man replied, "That's OK- I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling and playing golf!"

That was cute !


LMAO !