Topic: What's taking so long?...
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Wed 03/12/08 06:42 AM
What's taking so long?...
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the f**king ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "F*ck it, man-you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"