Listening to all this stuff on the call girl reminded me of the old Searchers song, Love Potion Nubmer 9

So I decided to cook up a special version and dedicate it to this great public servant who has spent 80,000 dollars or so of tax money for such a worthy cause. LMAO



I took my business to the governor
He was the man in the room next door
I knew not who he was at the time
To me he was just client number nine

He asked if I could give him a royal fix
He'd been doing this since 2006
He took my palm and made a magic sign
He said he was happy to be client number nine

I bent down and he gave me a wink
He said I'm gonna do you on the sink
That I smelled fine and then another wink
I closed my eyes and held onto the sink

I didn't hear the knock on the door
Or see his pants fall to the floor
He turned and ran off into the night
Without his pants it was quite a sight

They took me down in a paddy wagon
And didn't tell me it was the gov I was shaggin
I'm out of work, I lost that job of mine
All because of c l i e n t nummmmberrrr nine.

at least it was a woman he was gettin it on with

Yea, She costed a 1000$ dollars an hour she better been a dime piece

Sad part is, the news people are acting shocked by this. Theres a "scandal" every week pretty much!

I heard it was up to five thousand dollars an hour he was paying for a total of eighty thousand dollars spent in a six or seven month period with this particular prostitution ring.