"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy (Eliott Spitzer concurs!)


"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin?


"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen?


"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield


"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner

a mans cross....sex......a womens cross....security