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Topic: You Are Abducted by Aliens
DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 03/10/08 09:39 PM
what???? noanal probe?? whats the point in being abducted then?? romeo... can i bring you???? You sure can

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 03/10/08 09:42 PM
yea!!!!!! im bringing Romeo then!!! teeheehee.. what???? noanal probe?? whats the point in being abducted then?? romeo... can i bring you???? You sure can

widowerseeking Joined Sun 10/29/06 Posts: 1831	Mon 03/10/08 10:38 PM
a gal who expert at bj's who wants to volunteer??????

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Mon 03/10/08 11:13 PM
Playstation.... The 3rd one if I can.

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Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 03/10/08 11:16 PM
I would bring a great big gun and blow their over-sized heads off first chance I got. LOL I think they are creepy and they have no right to be abducting people. Nuke em.

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Mon 03/10/08 11:21 PM
but since they are pretty cool, they are going to allow you to bring one form of entertainment and promise you to never do an anal probe unless u want one. What do you bring? though i don't smoke now... i'd bring lots of pot and seeds. i'm gonna be high if they're taking me away for good

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Mon 03/10/08 11:21 PM
Hey! Aliens are people too!... well... outerspace people, anyway. And they have just as much of a right to abduct us as we have to... oh wait... you're right. Damnit. That's kidnapping. Well in that case... I'd press charges.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/10/08 11:24 PM
All my friends from the local strip club! All the strippers!

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Mon 03/10/08 11:26 PM
Psh... whatever... I bet naked alien chicks are WAY hotter than any strippers here... I bet they even have tentacles...

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/10/08 11:28 PM
Psh... whatever... I bet naked alien chicks are WAY hotter than any strippers here... I bet they even have tentacles...

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 03/10/08 11:33 PM Edited by Jeanniebean on Mon 03/10/08 11:35 PM
Hey! Aliens are people too!... well... outerspace people, anyway. And they have just as much of a right to abduct us as we have to... oh wait... you're right. Damnit. That's kidnapping. Well in that case... I'd press charges. Pressing charges probably won't work. Just shoot them. Kidnapping is wrong. I met a man in Lamar who told me he had been abducted repeatedly. He was seriously f.. screwed up. I told him that the aliens were NOT his friends. He seemed confused. He asked me "Who told me that?" I said well, DUH!! They abducted you against your will and did horrible experiments on you didn't they? he said "Yess..." Okay then... dum dum. They are NOT your friends. You don't want to hang around people who are "repeaters." A repeater is a person who is repeatedly abducted on regular intervals. You never know when it might happen again. You don't want to be there, trust me. Also, don't ever go to any of those alien seminars or get togethers. There are CIA and probably other spies and maybe even aliens there. You can't trust anyone at those places, especially people who tell you that aliens are your friends. They usually are not. Tips from alien central p.s. What I mean by seminars are those UFO events... don't go there.

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Mon 03/10/08 11:40 PM
i like aliens. they smell of flowers and have candy

barefootbaby78 Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 2693	Mon 03/10/08 11:41 PM
i like aliens. they smell of flowers and have candy i smell of peaches and have candy too....come here little boy

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Mon 03/10/08 11:43 PM
i like aliens. they smell of flowers and have candy i smell of peaches and have candy too....come here little boy it's best that i not, the probing would be too much for you

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/10/08 11:43 PM
i like aliens. they smell of flowers and have candy So do catholic priests!

barefootbaby78 Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 2693	Mon 03/10/08 11:44 PM
i think not..i have a dildo

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Mon 03/10/08 11:44 PM
Hey! Aliens are people too!... well... outerspace people, anyway. And they have just as much of a right to abduct us as we have to... oh wait... you're right. Damnit. That's kidnapping. Well in that case... I'd press charges. Pressing charges probably won't work. Just shoot them. Kidnapping is wrong. I met a man in Lamar who told me he had been abducted repeatedly. He was seriously f.. screwed up. I told him that the aliens were NOT his friends. He seemed confused. He asked me "Who told me that?" I said well, DUH!! They abducted you against your will and did horrible experiments on you didn't they? he said "Yess..." Okay then... dum dum. They are NOT your friends. You don't want to hang around people who are "repeaters." A repeater is a person who is repeatedly abducted on regular intervals. You never know when it might happen again. You don't want to be there, trust me. Also, don't ever go to any of those alien seminars or get togethers. There are CIA and probably other spies and maybe even aliens there. You can't trust anyone at those places, especially people who tell you that aliens are your friends. They usually are not. Tips from alien central p.s. What I mean by seminars are those UFO events... don't go there. I bet those aliens are testing their sick alien make up on humans! Those bastages!

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toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Mon 03/10/08 11:46 PM
i think not..i have a dildo as if that's a substitute...