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| Topic: Flying Spaghetti Monster - Missing Religious Affiliation | |
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As a devout Pastafarian and worshipper of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I would like to urge others to join me in politely insisting that the administrator add 'Pastafarian' to the list of religious afiliations. As the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has many members world wide, I'm sure I'm not the only oppressed pastafarian in this community deprived the privilege of expressing my true religious beliefs.
As our founder, Bobby Henderson, firmly asserted in the letter to the Kansas Board of Education, regarding the inclusion of Intelligent Design in their Science Curriculum, "I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence." Should we not have the same right here? www.venganza.org |
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Im not pastafarian, but I have a friend who is. You guys deserve rights too.
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lol thanks!
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*applaud*
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ROCK THE F*CK ON!!!! Equal power for all people!!!
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As a devout Pastafarian and worshipper of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I would like to urge others to join me in politely insisting that the administrator add 'Pastafarian' to the list of religious afiliations. As the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has many members world wide, I'm sure I'm not the only oppressed pastafarian in this community deprived the privilege of expressing my true religious beliefs. Pastafarian as of now is a cult unless approved by the government of the soceity of which it is practice before it can become a religion ...this way the governemnt can assure the citizens within it's soceity that this religion will be under government control and not resort to the torture and murdering of heretics like other religions have done in the past |
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Hey all I want to know is if I join do we get to have spaghetti suppers every Sunday? (Or any day would be okay with me.)
Do we get meatballs ? jb |
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I eat spaghetti all the time is that sacreligious? Maybe it was partaken at some type of supper with the flying spaghetti monster. |
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Edited by
funches
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Mon 03/10/08 05:59 AM
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Hey all I want to know is if I join do we get to have spaghetti suppers every Sunday? (Or any day would be okay with me.) Do we get meatballs ? jb a God that only have meatballs? ....usually a God has balls of steel...what are balls of steel?..simply watch this short video but I must warn those that are religious shouldn't view this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno |
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simply watch this short video but I must warn those that are religious shouldn't view this Why not? That one is okay, but the WoW ones are the best. I love the one where he recorded the kid laughing and smacking on something crunchy at the same time and then played it over and over. Classic. Sorry for the hijack. |
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Why not? I didn't want Britty Tiffany or Feralcatlady to watch the video and say "Oh My God" and faint That one is okay, but the WoW ones are the best. I love the one where he recorded the kid laughing and smacking on something crunchy at the same time and then played it over and over. Classic. hey where's the link? Sorry for the hijack. hijack? ...er..this is a forum ...everyone has the floor |
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Jurrasic Park
http://www.ventriloharassment.org/41-50.htm World Of Warcraft Nerd http://www.ventriloharassment.org/1-10.htm World Of Warcraft Nerd Returns http://www.ventriloharassment.org/1-10.htm Oh DUDE 4 strength 4 stam leather belt? AHHH Uhhh UHHHH |
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