Topic: Pinocchio
nu2topcat's photo
Sun 03/09/08 08:46 AM


PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Geppetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.



A couple weeks later, Geppetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"



Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"






thumbelinakat's photo
Sun 03/09/08 09:08 AM
laugh laugh

GracyJules's photo
Sun 03/09/08 09:31 AM
Damn that sounds like the X!laugh