I wish all the women on the internet dating sites (including this one) would stop hittin' me up for sex ALL the time! They at least got the idea of buying dinner and expensive gifts - but NOW they think that buys them a night in the sack!

Ya gotta romance me too ya know! Buy me flowers, tell me you could swim in my eyes - bring me tacos...

It would be nice if they would just work it out where it was only one a night - these 2 and 3 a night, I'm gettin' tired! At least let me have Tuesdays off!

Ladies, I appreciate your cooperation.

Link for the Humor Impaired:
http://edonn.com/archives/2003/12/dry/

MMMMMMMMMMMM Tacos

Someone has been a little to much tonight.

Send them my way, I'll take them off your hands!!!

<<<<< Not had to much to drink tonight!!!