> This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a
> six year old is. They think so logically.
>
> A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to
> her class.
> She came to the part of the story where first pig was
> trying to gather the building materials for his home.
> She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the
> wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may
> I have some of that straw to build my house?'
>
> The teacher paused then asked the class:
>
> 'And what do you think the man said?'
>
> One little boy raised his hand and said very
> matter-of-factly ...'I think the man
> would have said - 'Well, f**k me!! A talking pig!'

SMART KID!!!!