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Topic: Blow & Swallow
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Wed 03/05/08 02:09 PM
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors were swimming to the safety of the shore. The male whale was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female. "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

brandijane_92 Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 12	Wed 03/05/08 02:12 PM
OMG!!! That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!!!! I am still laughing!!!

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GolfBear Joined Tue 12/26/06 Posts: 1194	Wed 03/05/08 02:29 PM
Oh come on, take one for the team!

rocketman1872 Joined Sat 01/06/07 Posts: 394	Wed 03/05/08 02:46 PM
That was awesome

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