Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender. The vampire pulls out a tampon and says,"I'm making tea.

Ha... Yucky!

lol

lol

I always did like that one!

HAHA Nasty!!!

Anybody here think they are Vampires by the way?

Of course! I am one















just kidding


Not tangible flesh and blood vampires but astral entities that sap human strength, yes, some humans can use psychic vampirism as well, i do

What did the lesbian vampyre say to the other lesbian vampyre?



Sametime next month?

That was cute Ricol

eeewwwwwwww lmao, thats great