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Topic: Very sick joke (if easily offended don't read)
snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Wed 03/05/08 12:43 PM
Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender. The vampire pulls out a tampon and says,"I'm making tea.

MollyLeandra Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 92	Wed 03/05/08 12:45 PM
Ha... Yucky!

nugglebugz Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 172	Wed 03/05/08 12:48 PM


heartbrokenbaby Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 8211	Wed 03/05/08 12:49 PM
lol

heartbrokenbaby Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 8211	Wed 03/05/08 12:58 PM
lol

singingmyheartout Joined Tue 07/03/07 Posts: 5438	Wed 03/05/08 01:03 PM
I always did like that one!

lastmanstanding602 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 1979	Wed 03/05/08 01:05 PM
HAHA Nasty!!!

Amalie Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 1239	Wed 03/05/08 01:06 PM


lastmanstanding602 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 1979	Wed 03/05/08 01:07 PM
Anybody here think they are Vampires by the way?

Mundote Joined Thu 07/05/07 Posts: 327	Wed 03/05/08 01:14 PM


lizardking19 Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 1278	Wed 03/05/08 01:22 PM
Anybody here think they are Vampires by the way? Of course! I am one just kidding Not tangible flesh and blood vampires but astral entities that sap human strength, yes, some humans can use psychic vampirism as well, i do

RICOL Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 130	Wed 03/05/08 01:22 PM
What did the lesbian vampyre say to the other lesbian vampyre? Sametime next month?

snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Wed 03/05/08 01:25 PM
That was cute Ricol

thumbelinakat Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 260	Wed 03/05/08 01:35 PM
eeewwwwwwww lmao, thats great

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