Hey what a big man you are! Here let me buy you a pack of gum Ill show you how to chew it!
Al Pacino

"you dont have a cousin patty" you lied to me"..danny devto.throw mama from the train

Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. HEY EVERYONE!... come and see how good I look!

anchorman

1-have a chew of this!
2-man,get that s..t out of my face
1-are u kidding?this stuff will
make U a sexual tyrannosaurus.
2-yeah;strap this on ur sore ass!
"Predator 1"

Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.

-anchorman

Dont forget he then hit him with a frying pan.

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

Dr. Strangelove

From Chasing Amy...

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: those movies are about how the white man keep the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this ****: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?

Hooper: Shut the **** up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good ****. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the ****in' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the **** do you call that?

Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?

Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy 'safe' for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Banky Edwards: Well... isn't that true?
[Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky]

"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-****in'." Jason Leigh as Banky

From Monty Python & The Holy Grail

King Arthur: Old woman.

Dennis: Man.

King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

Dennis: I'm 37.

King Arthur: What?

Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.

King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".

Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".

King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.

Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...

Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.

King Arthur: Well I am king.

Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

He's a dirty trash can full of poop (tryin to impress the Blockbuster lady here huh?? )

Go get your shoe shine box. _________?

What do they call the Whopper in france? _________?

King Kong aint got nothin on me. _______?

"So you're.......... Michael........ Bolton?"


Im watching Office Space now...lol